Microsoft just doesn’t skip a beat when it comes to its fantasy that the Surface rivals Apple’s iPad. Never mind the software gianthad to reduce priceson its tablet because no one is buying the device. Never mind Thursday the companytook a $900M writedownon those cheaper Surfaces that no one wants.

To mark all the features the Surface has (which no one except paid actors apparently want), the Redmond-based Windows giant has released another sneering ad pitting its tablet against Apple’s. This is what lesser-known brands quite often do as they strive to piggy-back on the popularity of the Apple brand…

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Previous Microsoft ads dissed the iPad’s lack of anSD Card slotandits price.

The new one, a fifthanti-iPad spotthus far, again points fingers at the iPad’s lack of built-in support for USB, stand and physical keyboard while painting the device overpriced.

All the while the voice of Siri can be heard proclaiming the Surface’s superiority. Just as the price comparison is revealed at the end of the spot, Siri asks“Do you still think I’m pretty?”

Here, have a look.

http://youtu.be/wE7AQY5Xk9w

Am I the only one noticing a disconnect between Microsoft’s promotion campaign for the Surface and the number of peopleactually buyingthe device? What we have here is not only a failure to communicate, but thelast death throesof a company built around the PC.

Indeed, in some twisted logic aimed at aiding Microsoft, researcher Gartner recently pronouncedApple’s PC sales had fallen, yet failed to count the best-selling tablet made by Apple.

Gartner did count Windows tablets because Windows 8 is a “proper” desktop-class OS. By defining the Surface as a PC, the research firm gave Microsoft a boost where none really existed.

Perhaps Microsoft can prevail in the area of smartphones, having lost the race in PCs and tablets?

The Windows maker recently touted the Windows PhoneLumia from Nokiais outselling BlackBerry. As one watcherwrote on Twitter, the claim is“like bragging about having the hottest date in prison.”